Saturday, September 15, 2007

You Might Be a Programmer if...

  • You lust for O'Reilly books.

  • You know that "goto considered harmful".

  • You are looking for the "else" at the end of this joke.

  • You believe that making a wrong program worse is no sin.

  • Every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym for you.

  • When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

  • You can remember seventeen computer passwords but not your anniversary.

  • You are sure that the year 2000 is a leap year, and know why it is dangerous.

  • You start laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.

  • You go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in hexadecimal.

  • The language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.

  • On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.

Taken from JOKELO.COM


Amir Karimuddin said...

Thank God then.. I am not a dedicative programmer :D

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