You Might Be a Programmer if...

• You lust for O'Reilly books.


• You know that "goto considered harmful".


• You are looking for the "else" at the end of this joke.


• You believe that making a wrong program worse is no sin.


• Every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym for you.


• When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".


• You can remember seventeen computer passwords but not your anniversary.


• You are sure that the year 2000 is a leap year, and know why it is dangerous.


• You start laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.


• You go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in hexadecimal.


• The language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.


• On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.

Taken from JOKELO.COM