Happy Idul Fitri 1426 Hijriyah

Just got Short Message Service (SMS) from my friend to my cellphone number (+628121586974) and also Sulis, my friend from SMU 1 Bantul, and I translated into English and maybe like this:

White like HEROIN,
Crystal clear like VODKA,
Fragnant like CANNABIS
Please forgive me even my fault only as little as EXTACY...

Happy Idul Fitri 1426 Hijriyah!